The Missing Screw

The pier was rebuilt from end to end, but one tiny brass screw still needed teaching some manners.

By Marcel 5 min read

The restored Silverdale pier stretching out over the water

They reopened the pier this week.

You could tell it mattered because people didn’t just walk onto it.

They paused first.

Some looked down at the planks before taking the first step, as if greeting an old friend after a long illness.

Others immediately walked to the end like they had somewhere important to be, even though the sea has been sitting there patiently for millions of years and wasn’t planning on leaving.

I spent a fair amount of time there myself these past months.

Not because anyone asked me to become a master carpenter. They had people for that. Clever people who knew things like scarf joints and copper fastenings. I still think a scarf is something you wear when the wind insists.

No, I had my own assignment.

Entirely unofficial.

Somewhere about halfway along the rail there was a tiny screw.

Not even an important one.

It held a little brass plate nobody ever read.

One of those things people walk past a thousand times without seeing.

The screw had always pointed sideways.

Not loose.

Just… crooked.

It had probably been that way for twenty years.

Every time I walked the pier, I’d notice it.

Apparently nobody else did.

Or perhaps they noticed and wisely concluded that life contained larger problems.

When the restoration started, I mentioned it.

One of the younger volunteers smiled politely.

The kind of smile reserved for elderly gentlemen who have become emotionally invested in hardware.

“We’ll get to it,” he said.

Weeks passed.

New decking appeared.

Railings became solid again.

Beautiful craftsmanship everywhere.

People measured things with lasers.

Others discussed timber grain with expressions usually reserved for heart surgery.

And every Tuesday…

That screw remained crooked.

Now I wasn’t offended.

Just puzzled.

How could an entire army of talented volunteers rebuild a pier and leave the one thing that had clearly been waiting all these years?

So one afternoon, while everyone was busy discussing something structural that undoubtedly deserved discussing, I quietly borrowed a screwdriver.

One quarter turn.

That was all.

Not even half.

Just enough for the slot to stand perfectly upright.

I stepped back.

There.

The pier finally looked finished.

Nobody applauded.

Nobody gathered around.

In fact, I don’t think anyone noticed.

Which, oddly enough, made me even prouder.

Because sometimes the nicest jobs are the ones nobody realises needed doing.

Later, during the opening, people admired the new lighting, the accessible fishing spots, the benches made from the old timber and the photographs hanging inside the shelter.

As they should.

They’re wonderful.

I admired them too.

Then, as we walked home, I may have casually guided my wife toward that little brass plate.

“See that?” I asked.

She looked.

“For once,” I said, “everything lines up.”

She studied it for a moment.

“Now, Marcel…”

“Yes?”

“You’ve spent six months helping restore a hundred-year-old pier.”

“That’s right.”

“And the thing you’re proudest of…”

She leaned in.

“…is teaching one screw some manners.”

I told her somebody had to.

She nodded the way wives do when they’ve known you for forty years.

“I suppose,” she said, “it’s comforting.”

“What is?”

“Knowing that if the whole world ever comes loose…”

“…you’ll be looking for the smallest thing to tighten.”

She wasn’t wrong.

On the way home I looked back once more.

People were laughing.

Fishing.

Leaning on the rail.

Children running where, not long ago, there had been barriers.

Nobody gave the little brass plate a second glance.

Which was exactly as it should be.

Some things are at their best when the only person who ever notices them is the one carrying a screwdriver in his pocket.

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